someone else's detour detour

procrastination begets procrastination...

#morning poo (lamentations of a janitor)

someone clogged the toilet
nobody knows who
but if i find the fucker who did it
i'm going to rub their face in their own poo

deformed bagel detour

"We noticed this bagel today, and it's tumor bump (possibly a dorsal fin, maybe it's devolving from a land bagel to a sea bagel) but more interesting is the top down view...why we see vaginas in everything at work is a mystery to me but they keep coming."

illegible note detour

"I work in a cafe and like all coffee places, we have our fair share of crazies. One in particular, an old woman named Cathy who wanders in to see what she can buy with piles of change and awkwardly socialize with us, left this note for us one day. I don't know what else to say."

blogger's note: we tried so very, very hard to decipher this message.  this is what we've come up with:
 "To you - Dr. (????) - love
Back to basics world
oven - teach oceano
geography - Art - sing
do what - you do - do what
you say - every time good
people to do - there slam - punch
on fight - (????)
love - me Cathy"

if anybody thinks they've come up with a more accurate transcription, please advise!

vagina parfait detour

"Maybe I just have my head in the gutter but these peach parfaits look overwhelmingly like vaginas. The woman making them was completely clueless and these kept us entertained for weeks."